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Famous Last Words

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Author chan: hey guyz and gals!!!! We are back with another chapter for yall!! Hehe i havent slept in so long i might die ugggghhhhhhh but i do it for yall :3 anyways heres the chappy!! *absconds with my dear boy solllux but hes in a sexy bee outfit uwu*

 

Editor chan: Yeaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 *applods*

 

 

Hmmmm Eridan's pove?

 

 

No what about sollux?? NO ITS MY FIC!!!
Okay fine TwT Eridan-kun's pov it is

 

 

The next day since i wwork for Feferi (the empress) I had to do some things for her. I wwas sent to a random room in the basement of her imperial ship thingy to interrogate someone hwo had done bad things

 

 

But wwhen i got in there... I saww that it was sllux!

 

 

He wwas tied up in a chair and cryin. I kinda felt bad but i just did wwhat i had to do. If i wwanted to not die and keep my job and stuff, I had to rat him out

 

 

SOllux-kun's pov

 

 

Ii wa2 tiied up iin a chaiir and cryiin. Ii wa2 2ad and 2hiit becau2e of p2ii. Ii heard door noii2es and when ii looked up iit was ed!

 

 

Ii wa2 happy but then ii wa2nt becau2e ii remembered he wa2 the biitch who took my p2ii away from me. I growled.

 

 

"What do YOU want, fii2hdiick!!!" i yelled.

 

 

"Hehehe i just need to ask a feww questions" he said. He 2at down on the other siide of the table and 2tared at me.

 

 

Ii 2pat on hiim. "Like hell!! You took everything from me you biitch!"

 

 

He wiiped the 2pit off and 2lapped me. "SHUT UP!!!" he yelled. "NOWW LETS CUT TO THE CHASE HUH??"

 

 

I cryed. Ed stood up and 2lammed hii2 hand2 down on the table.

 

 

"WHERE IS KARKAT>????!!!!"

 

 

Ii knew becau2e karkat wa2 my moiiraiille but becau2e he wa2 my moiiraiille iid rather diie than rat hiim out. Ii 2tayed 2iilent and turned away. "Iim not telling you and you cant make me."

 

 

Eridan-kuns POV

 

 

I smirked and leaned closer to sol.

 

 

"Yes i can."

 

 

I jumed over the table and into his lap. He couldn't movve so he couldn't do anyfin about it. Hehehehe.

 

 

"What the fuck are you doiing cunt!" he yelled all blushin and stuff. I kissed him hardly and my hands wwent down to his bulge wwhich wwas already squirmin around in his pant.

 

 

"Hehehehe. Told ya sol." I reach3ed into his pant and blushed wwhen i felt that he only had one bulge. Huh. I sould havve swworn my dickass brother cro told me the captors all had 2.

 

 

I looked up at him all confused and opened my mouth to ask about it but sol only said "iit2 ju2t a rumor." So i didnt ask and instead i hatekissed him.

 

 

I took my shirt off and pushed his head dowwn to make him lick betwween my man titties. He groans as if to say 'alright wwhatever' and licks slowwly. I threww my head back and moaned. Then i put his bugle in my nook and rode him hardly. He cummed in my nook instantly.

 

 

When i got off of sol there wwas icky yelloww genetic material all ovver both of us. I ignored it and gavve him a hatekiss then asked again "Where's karkat?" but softer this time.

 

 

"Your nook may be a temptre22, but fuck you iim not sayiing 2hiit."

 

 

"Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeee~~?"

 

 

He snarled at me like a fuckin dog. "Nnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

 

 

I pouted and got up. "Fine. But if you dont tell me i'll nevver fuck you again"

 

 

"Oh 2hiit fuck . hii2 mate2priite nepeta ha2 been hiidiing hiim in her cave"

 

 

"Thanks sol. cheerio......... my bumblebee~"

 

 

Then I left the room and closed the door behind me, leavvin sol all alone in the dark. Noww, i thought. Off to find kar.

 

 

AN: Hope u liked it!!!! Sirry for not updating sooner............. I've been in corn nuts's basement!! XD anyways, see yall in the next chapter!! It's a good one!! heheheh~~~

 

 

Editorchan: dont u mean cronus LOL

 

AN: shut up he is meh sexycoorn nuts!!!!! LOLOLOL.